heymonster.
monster boy(friend)s. 

monster boy(friend)s. 

this one goes out to -kyle-.
stay weird.

this one goes out to -kyle-.

stay weird.

it’s 2014 and i can’t believe anybody still cares about anything. 

So this image just started circulating again today and some of the commentary is priceless. 

presh baby loves to garden.

presh baby loves to garden.

Now Leila has figured out which drawer the earplugs live in. 

Now Leila has figured out which drawer the earplugs live in. 

Leila (the cat) has been obsessed with Brandon’s ear plugs lately. Every day she checks his nightstand for a fresh pair and then proceeds to bat them around the house. Now Brandon is playing fetch with her and she’s actually bringing them back. Further proof that Leila is actually a dog trapped in a cat’s body. 

Leila (the cat) has been obsessed with Brandon’s ear plugs lately. Every day she checks his nightstand for a fresh pair and then proceeds to bat them around the house. Now Brandon is playing fetch with her and she’s actually bringing them back. Further proof that Leila is actually a dog trapped in a cat’s body. 

1 and 7 seem important.

1. The meaning behind my URL - “heymonster” dates back to 2007 when I was changing my livejournal url. At the time I just really liked the phrase “hey” and I was really into the novel Grendel by John Gardner. 

here’s a drawing from that time:

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7. Biggest turn off(s) - Bad humor, bad teeth, people who take themselves too seriously.

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10. Biggest turn on(s) - big goofy nose/ears, strong hair game, knowledge of Beyoncé lyrics

I finally finished all the pieces for my series project in the class I’m taking. Meditations on gay flower babies.