heymonster.
the worst.

the worst.

Here’s a comic about a dream I had. 

a friend brought in their dog to my work today. 

a friend brought in their dog to my work today. 

I’m sick and I got pretty delirious at walgreens today. I think I spent fifteen minutes trying to figure out which orange juice I was going to buy and then even more time trying to figure out if I was going to get a pinwheel I regret not buying. 

I’m sick and I got pretty delirious at walgreens today. I think I spent fifteen minutes trying to figure out which orange juice I was going to buy and then even more time trying to figure out if I was going to get a pinwheel I regret not buying. 

self explanatory. 

self explanatory. 

Every day we learn new things about ourselves. And sometimes they are terrifying. 

Every day we learn new things about ourselves. And sometimes they are terrifying

Wake up everyday and be your badass self, just remember to take the time to be good to yourself so you can do it again tomorrow. 

Wake up everyday and be your badass self, just remember to take the time to be good to yourself so you can do it again tomorrow. 

Currently. 

Too selfish to be a superhero, too lazy to be a supervillian.